Xiu Erdai's daily essays

3556_The monitoring specification seems to be ridiculously high

I asked Zhu Jiaopei to work hard, and then I was about to leave. My fans promised me:

"We will take turns watching her, and we will never let her trouble Pei Meiren."

"Beauty doesn't need to pay too much attention to her, just observe her refining. By the way, you can also observe the changes in her spiritual power, because it seems that it will take a long time for her to repay the debt, and there should be a small amount of time during the period." Level up."

"Although you have seen this kind of improvement a lot in Yunxiazong, and you can see more at any time in the future, but it is inconvenient to look too closely out of politeness, and for Zhu Jiaopei, a debtor, you can observe it casually, We can also provide you with an in-depth analysis if needed."

"...Senior, can you be more restrained? You are so flawed, how can we pretend not to know that you are senior?"

"Can the Yuanying stage analyze the upgrade of the Jindan stage in depth and show it to the Jindan stage?"

"Shut up. You still ask? How far do you want to penetrate?"

"Don't be so nervous. I think some people in the Nascent Soul stage can still do it, even in the early Nascent Soul stage. Some people are very good at this."

"Yes, some sects' exercises specialize in this."

Zhu Jiaopei's monitoring standards seem to be ridiculously high. Although she doesn't show it on the surface, I don't know if she is really nervous.

I comforted her: "Fellow Daoist Zhu, don't be afraid, the seniors who are fans of me are very good people, very tolerant, and will not hurt you for no reason. Especially I have been staring at you, and my father has been staring at me."

"...Young Master Pei, why are you threatening us while praising us?"

"Are there any among us who are not afraid of Elder Pei Ji?"

"Friend Daoist, I think you are courageous enough."

"It's a pity that my cultivation level is not high enough, so I'm still afraid of Elder Pei, but if there is one of us with a higher cultivation level... then what?"

"Not at all, there are only a few in the whole world..."

"But there are indeed Pei Meiren's fans, but I'm not sure if there are any here now."

"I predict……"

"To shut up."

Zhu Jiaopei: "Young Master Pei, if I was bullied for no reason, would you run to save me?"

Me: "If it was bullying for no reason, if you hadn't provoked it first, if you hadn't had an enmity before, if I could fight it, maybe?"

3557_ Suspect all are fakes

"...The last 'possible' is full of doubts, why add the restriction of 'can beat'?"

Me: "Because if I can't beat him, I have to ask my seniors for help if I want to save Fellow Daoist Zhu, but it's not certain whether the seniors are willing to save her. What if the seniors I turn to for help happen to have enmity with Fellow Daoist Zhu?"

Zhu Jiaopei: "Although I often lie to people, I don't have many enemies."

Me: "The debt problem is entrusted to the debt collection office. It's not about hatred. Some people hate liars more than robbers."

"Hehehe... Don't be afraid, Fellow Daoist Zhu, we will definitely take pity on you."

I:"……"

Other fans: "..."

Hehehe guy: "...Why are your eyes so strange?"

A female cultivator said: "Some behaviors are intolerable. If you see one, beat another. Even if I don't like Zhu Jiaopei, I can protect her temporarily."

"Another one in disguise. This must be a disciple of Yanxing Sect."

Female cultivator: "What am I pretending to be? I'm just not wearing the uniform of the sect. Is it your fault that you didn't recognize me before?"

"When a fake product is confirmed, it will be suspected on a large scale that everything is fake. Even if it has been confirmed to be genuine before, it will be doubted again and again, and it will not stop until it finds a flaw. Sometimes, some signs are flaws no matter how you look at them.”

"Because you are generous, so your cultivation base is fake; because your theoretical knowledge is richer than conventional ones, your cultivation base is questionable; because your handling of things is calmer than yours, you must be a senior... Sigh, young people, you have seen too little, and your thinking is too limited. .”

"Although you may be despised, I still want to say that I think you are a senior."

"Such a few words make you think I am a senior? Is it difficult to talk about these few words in general? Haven't you heard it from your master? Can't you just copy the original sentence? Sigh... the children of today..."

"No, the point is that this kind of annoyance of being lectured cannot be produced by peers."

"Uh, my peers can really make things. For example, Chu Wuliu of the Medicine Sect, I think he can be more condescending than my master."

"Every time I hear someone criticize Chu Wuliu, I feel that their words are very awkward."

"Basic words are not used properly, and I can't even express my thoughts relatively accurately. It can be seen who are accusing Chu Wuliu, and they deserve to be scolded by Chu Wuliu."

3558_Pay attention to words

"Hey, even if we are not good at Chinese, we don't need to be criticized and corrected by our peers from outside sects, right? The key is that Chu Wuliu is too broad."

"Chu Wuliu is an orthodox alchemist, how many opportunities does he have to contact outside sects? You go up to ask him to make alchemy, what's wrong with listening to his contempt?"

"Who invited that annoying refinement pill? I met him when I went to the Medicine Sect to ask other people for help, and it turned out..."

"In the end, you still provoked Chu Wuliu by the way? You must have provoked, otherwise Chu Wuliu was quietly in his own alchemy room, where would he touch you?"

"...Chu Wuliu still has fans?"

"I only commented a few things fairly and objectively, how did I become a fan? But Chu Wuliu's child is quite cute, and it doesn't hurt to pet him."

"You have a weird definition of cute."

"I think Pei Meiren is also cute. There is no doubt about the level of appreciation, right? Chu Wuliu and Pei Meiren are cute in different directions. Chu Wuliu is too strong and easy to get hurt, which makes people feel pity; Pei Meiren is very soft and looks fragile. In fact, he is full of resilience, making people want to tease him without worrying about hurting him easily. Even without Pei Ji as his backer, Pei Lin will not let himself have a hard time."

"...Senior, pay attention to the words you use, okay? You actually call Elder Pei by his first name? What do you think!!! Even if you can't call Elder Pei when you mention Elder Pei, there is no problem calling you Elder? Formal Even in person, you must have called Elder Pei an elder, right!!!"

"Don't be so excited, what's the point of yelling at seniors?"

The excited junior seems to have the urge to throw words like "disrespect for the old" on the senior's face, but maybe considering that the senior may be in the Mahayana period, if it happens to be a sword cultivator... the junior is finally holding back He stopped, with a distorted expression on his face.

The senior said narrowly: "Tummy trouble? Ouch, this physical fitness needs to be practiced again."

This rogue temperament, probably should be a sword cultivator.

Hehehe guy tried to draw everyone's attention back to himself: "You misunderstood what I said just now, I didn't mean anything wrong, I was just threatening, and I meant to beat her if she didn't obey."

"Zhuang Suocheng, don't hide it, look at your wretched face."

Zhuang Suocheng: "You know me, don't you know what kind of coward I am? Even if I have evil intentions, bah, I don't even have evil intentions. At most, my appearance and voice are easily misunderstood."

"It's born from the heart."

3559_The first large-scale public event

Zhuang Suocheng couldn't argue with everyone, and looked at me for help: "Young Master Pei, you understand me, right? I have sent you so many confession letters, from which you must have understood me, right?"

Me: "...I dare not say that I understand anyone."

"That's right, how difficult is it to understand a person? You, whose surname is Zhuang, still make things difficult for a beauty?"

Amidst the din of the crowd, I bid farewell to everyone and returned to the Yunxia Sect's debt collection office.

The employees of the debt collection office: "...Second Young Master, are you back just like that?"

Me: "There is no requirement that the executor of the debt collection task must always follow the debtor closely?"

Debt collection office: "There is no such requirement, but generally we try to avoid delaying a task for decades. If debtors let go of their temperament, they may still be nervous at first, and we will no longer exist after a long time."

Me: "I need to beat Zhu Jiaopei once in a while?"

"Probably not." A senior sister projected the live broadcast in front of everyone. Regarding Zhu Jiaopei's live broadcast, the host is...

"Cat Beauty Pink Black Alliance." Several people said the name together, laughing while saying it.Some people commented, "This name is not comprehensive. There are obviously people who are neither black nor pink in this alliance."

"What kind of presence do we need for the wall grass? If we are so unstable, we despise them."

"Let's be more tolerant. It's another kind of firmness to be able to not stand aside and just join in the fun in the pincer attack of pink and black."

"The name of the organization is too long, and I look forward to the day when it will be shortened to 'Alliance'."

"At least in terms of the number of people, I think it is quite promising. Maybe the cat beauty alliance has more people than the casual repair alliance now."

"Probably not. There are many people who like to talk about the second son, but only a small percentage of them join the cat beauty alliance. Most of them just lick the screen silently or communicate with friends around them, and they don't contact them for this reason." More strangers."

"It's not so absolute. Although many people will not intentionally participate in the activities of the cat beauty alliance... It seems that the alliance has no activities in the first place. Anyway, for example, when doing missions or participating in some competitions, they happen to meet other fans of the second son. At the same time If you are a fan, you will always exchange a few words more than when you get along with other strangers. After all, there is a common topic and we can talk about it.”

"Is the talk over? I've seen a couple of times, and I've been choked to death."

"After all, I didn't really strangle the other party, there is still something to talk about. And compared to the defense between pure strangers, there is more initial trust in the encounter between pink and black. It may be that the other party is for the same person as myself. Emotional ups and downs, there is something in common, it seems that there is a bottom line of trust."

"This should be the first large-scale public event of the Cat Beauty Alliance."