Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0337_Introduction

"How to be a dandy...? Why do you ask me?" Shi Bolin wondered, "Do I look like a dandy?"

I was surprised: "You don't think you are?"

Shi Bolin: "...Really?"

Forget it, why should I ask you, wouldn't it be fine for me to observe you directly?

However, I don't have much time to observe, and there is only less than a month left before Yuhe's invitation, and I still need to run in between teammates, so that I can perform the characteristics of the roles I have assigned, and understand Yuhe ...Oh, I don't need the last one, but I have to give an introduction to the teammates headed by my sister.

Frankly speaking, this job is a bit difficult for me. I have always flipped through the books in my life, writing down all the important and unimportant ones, and then you want me to talk about the key points... how do I know which one is related to the other? Which one is the key point? Aren’t they all interrelated to form a whole?How to dismantle it?

"Reading makes you stupid!" My sister resented, "Can't you tell what is important and what is not?"

How do you say this?Is it important to practice swords?Is it important to train the mind?Is it important to eat?Is gossip important?

My sister: "You equate the importance of gossip and sword practice? Let's discuss this with Dad."

Me: "I said the same in front of my father. Do you know that gossip is a very important part of intelligence work, and many important situations are hidden in seemingly boring gossip and nonsense. The key depends on whether you can get rid of the exaggerated The truth is detected in the nonsense. Do you know why there is a special counter for gossip materials in Yunxia Zongshu Pavilion? The main reason is that some information is very important to other sects. There will be things like 'I'll tell you a secret, just tell you, don't tell others', and then it will spread slowly. Although the more it spreads, the more it becomes distorted, from the thrilling truth to the truth It’s a human rumor, but if you can detect what’s behind the rumor in time, it’s a great advantage.”

My sister nodded and nodded again, then suddenly stopped: "You make so many excuses, anyway, what do you mean you can't give a brief introduction?"

Me: "...I can list the titles for you, you can take a look first, and then tell me which one you need?"

My sister: "No, you just need to tell me Yuhe's combat effectiveness."

Me: "It mainly builds Jindan, and there is a small amount of Nascent Soul, which is roughly the same as the combat effectiveness of a relatively large second-rate sect. We will crush the little martial uncle. Even if the little martial uncle doesn't make a move, we will definitely protect him. partner Yan Ziqi, it is not difficult for the remaining eight of us to get out safely."

My sister nodded: "I think so, that's fine. You don't need to tell me the rest, you just figure it out for yourself. Anyway, we are in the same group. If you know it, it means I know it."

...Since you are so big-hearted...that's it.

0338_Data hierarchy

Except for my sister, the person who is most familiar with me in the ten-member team and who is most likely to ask me about Yuhe is the big brother, but after listening to what he said about Yuhe, I found that he looked The information may not be as detailed as mine, but the scope is wider than mine, and the key is that the level is much higher than mine.

For example, I only knew about the loss of the Gate of Rebirth last time, but he knew that the person who almost became a princess was also one of the members of the Gate of Rebirth this time.

"Go again? Does he have no psychological shadow?" I asked.

Big brother: "If there is, I will go. However, it should not be. This year's foundation building period is now attacking the gods. Obviously, the events of the year have little impact on him. However, at the moment of this impact Going to Yuhe may also mean that there are some residual effects, and this time it will be completely resolved."

Me: "The information I saw only said that Yuhe chose him back then. His taste was unexpected and strange, but there is no video record. What does that person look like? I see most of the disciples of the Rebirth Gate, although they are not beautiful. , but the temperament is very fresh and refined, shouldn't it be too ugly?"

Eldest brother: "That depends on what standard you use. Basically, by Yuhe's standard, if the concubine does not choose you or the level of the junior uncle, it is considered peculiar. Oh, yes, you still have this information." No permission to see it."

I am keen: "What information?" My reaction speed is more instinctive than raising a sword to block an attack. If it weren't for the library not accepting apprentices...cough.

Big brother: "Jade and the image of the kings of the past dynasties."

I:"……"

Eldest brother: "Your expression is very subtle, have you seen it? Senior Jiang or Hehuan Sect?"

Me: "...all of them." In this respect, the restrictions of the Hehuan Sect are really lame, and my mother is more lame in carrying forward the traditions of the sect.

Eldest brother: "Then there should be a picture of the princess by the way."

Me: "...No." Do you expect the Hehuan Sect to collect comprehensive information?They didn't collect information for the purpose of grasping information, they were purely for looking at beauties, they were almost the same as Yuhe.

Perhaps because of this, same-sex repulsion, Yuhe seldom invites people from the Acacia Sect—with the appearance of the Acacia Sect, if Yuhe has no objection to them, then the Acacia Sect will be able to mix Yuhe well and become the first The second home game, instead of collecting scattered information like now - but Hehuanzong has no resistance to Yuhe, I only see some disdain for Yuhe in my mother's essays, probably "great resources, but the grade can't be raised, and the mud can't support the wall' this contemptuous evaluation.

Eldest brother: "That's right, the king of Yuhe doesn't know if it's because he's tired of picking all the beauties in the secret realm. There are often strange tricks in choosing the princess. The beauty of the princess is uneven, and it's okay to be filtered out by one size fits all." I understand. They even had a crocodile princess, a demon cultivator, but there is a problem with the transformation, and there are scales on the face, and the scales are not evenly distributed, one piece here and the other, it looks very uncomfortable."

0339_tip

I listened to the senior brother's introduction, and my heart was itchy, but after a while, he didn't mention anything about unlocking the data for me to watch.

I looked at him blankly.

The eldest brother is innocent: "Do you think I am useful? Although I am in charge of this operation, the affairs of the sect still have to be handled according to the rules of the sect. If the task is needed, some information should be temporarily released to the tasker. Do you think it should be done?" Who are you looking for?"

Take the task receipt certificate to find the library.

I'm so stupid, I obediently pointed at you when I said I followed your command, ignoring the fact that the mission has not officially started yet.

I turned my head and flew to Zangshuge—the bookworms in my stomach were screaming hungry.

Behind him, the big brother said: "Oh, crossing the river and tearing down the bridge like this, I gave you a hint, why don't you say 'big brother is really nice' with a full face?"

Fuck you in a dream, do you think you are still three years old? —Well, I really said that shameful thank you when I was three years old.At that time, I was overwhelmed by the huge difference between the worlds of the two lifetimes. I was in a serious imitation learning period, and I believed what others taught me.

At that time, it was my father who spent the most time with him. There was no problem with this kind of trust in his old man, but when it fell on the elder brother, the black history caused by this kind of trust is...

Even if he immediately tells me the correct way to deal with it every time he satisfies his bad taste, so that I will not let the same type of black history appear twice, even if the black history he caused was created when I was alone with him, so except He is the only one I know, even if the black history is so shameful that I will never make the same mistake again no matter whether I am deceived intentionally or carelessly, I don’t want to thank him at all.

I just want to say: The head of the sect is not oppressing this disciple enough, so he still has so much time to torment me.Uncle Sect Master, please believe in the potential of your great apprentice more, and entrust him with more sect affairs, he can handle it.

0340_ rival in love

Except for my sister and senior brother, I have less communication with other people. Even if they want to ask me something, they are generally too embarrassed to ask me.

Oh, no, little uncle, he always ignores me unless necessary, because standing together will make the onlookers even more intense.

Xie Qinwei can say a few words to me, but he and Yuan Jing are in a passionate relationship, and among the couples Quan Yunxiazong is in love with, at least one of them will regard me as a rival in love—— Sometimes it's weird that both of them regard me as a rival in love, and at the same time cherish my image jade slips while treating me as a rival in love.

In order to not communicate with me much after becoming a teammate, Xie Qinwei also secretly came to explain to me alone.He said sweetly: "Jing'er is a little jealous, and a little insecure, too clingy to me. I'm sorry, Second Young Master, I have to keep a distance from you."

Me: "I don't care, but you make your lover so insecure, what kind of mentality do you use to say that she is clinging to you in a showy tone?"

"..." Xie Qinwei was speechless for a moment, then said, "Second Young Master, you really know how to chat."

Me: "It's okay, I just want to remind you that in order to show the innocence between the two of us, you really shouldn't come to me so sneakily, especially you shouldn't deliberately get rid of Junior Sister Yuan Jing and come to me alone, it's too easy to cause misunderstandings You should be more frank, tell me what you said just now in front of Junior Sister Yuan, and Junior Sister Yuan will probably feel more at ease."

Xie Qinwei shook his head with a chuckle: "Second Young Master doesn't understand women. I heard that Second Young Master is male, so it's no wonder."

No wonder your sister.Do you know that because of my sexual orientation as a man, the girls and I have been good girlfriends from the previous life?

I don't understand women?In my previous life, I didn’t know what you were doing when I was choosing a brand of sunscreen for girls, but in this life, when I was mixing rouge for girls and listening to their small relationship problems, you would definitely only peek at their [beep——] Woolen cloth.

In addition, I remind you because, at the moment you came, in order to avoid unnecessary misunderstanding, I immediately sent a message to Yuan Jing to inform her of your whereabouts.Since it is impossible for her to leave Yunxiazong during the preparations for the upcoming Jade He trip, then now, with the effort of these few words, she should, oh no, she has already arrived near us.