NOVEL SIMPLE Chapter 38: This is Totally Cheating, But I Already Seduced the Only Person Who Could Hold me Accountable. Teehee!
(Celia’s POV)
Taking a few deep breaths, June tried to calm down. I get it. So far, this whole thing has been a lot to take in. Not to mention becoming a Higher Being so quickly, I bet that she hasn’t even processed everything else that I’ve told her…
June: “What will the crystal do?” She repeated, looking at me with an unbothered smile.
Celia: “…”
Oh, so she is just going to deny hearing about me seducing Maralia? Wise, very wise… Ah, she has the makings of someone part of my family or friend group already. They grow up so very, oddly fast!!!
Celia: “The crystal, specifically, the one that I bought, will multiply any and all EXP gained by fifty times.” I answer.
June: “…In the case of the Hell Spider, how much EXP will that end up being?…” She said with a thinking pose.
Celia: “Basic math… So, 81,675 times fifty, is just 81,675 but, fifty of them. All you have to do is combine them together. Which makes 4,083,750 per Hell Spider killed.” I explain.
June: “…”
Celia: “…”
Plop!
June had actually fainted from hearing my words, but I luckily caught her in time. And besides, we were actually pretty high up in the air, so I had plenty of time to catch the girl. Okay, surprises are over now. Can we kill them already? I hate seeing those… however many legs, freaks.
The Amount of Time it Took for June to Wake Up, Later.
Celia: “Have you calmed down now?” I ask with a concerned tone.
June: “Celia… won’t we get in trouble for this? I’ll be honest, I was jealous about your low EXP requirement per level. But now… won’t we get to our next evolutions within just a few kills? I feel like the most sinful woman in history…” She said with a very worried tone.
Celia: “We should get in trouble, but I seduced Maralia. And she is really the only person who could arrest us. Look, just see this as… you have had a hard life, correct?” I reply.
June: “I… I guess that I have, yes.” She answered.
Celia: “Okay, then just see this as recompense for your hard life that you’ve struggled through. After this game is over, only happy times await you.” I say with a coaxing tone.
June: “…Take out that crystal.” She ordered.
Celia: “Here.” I quickly did so.
June: “Eat it.” She ordered again.
Celia: “Okay.” I say, not even bothering to chew, and just swallowing the small crystal in one gulp.
June: “…”
Celia: “Now what?” I ask, but my question was soon answered without the woman needing to speak in the least. Actions speak louder than words, you see…
Boom!
Celia: “…”
June had unleashed a large magic attack into the Hell Spider nest. Below us, the spiders weren’t in the process of destroying the world, and they were still building up their large nest, which is larger than a city. Clearly, she only intended to kill one Hell Spider, as she shot the edge of the nest, but she definitely killed a few of them…
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:Status:
Name: Celia.
Sex: Female.
Race: Destiny Favored Human.
Domain: Lesbian Love.
Age: 35.
HP: 10,096,730,000/10,096,730,000.
MP: 6,122,309,000/6,122,309,000.
AGI: 69,741.
STR: 333,388.
DEX: 185,867.
INT: 97,588.
Hunger: 8,951/137,500.
True Level: 5100.
Race Level: 5000/5000.
Current EXP: 0/0.
Titles: Kin Eater. Giant Killer. Goblin Genocider. Enemy of all Wood. Mark of a Goddess of War and Sex. Mark of a Goddess of Death.
Self Improvement Points: 735,925,666.
Upgrades/Skills Available: 0.
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And just like that, all in one go, without even trying to cull the Hell Spiders, I had maxed out my race level. In fact, I was so damn strong; I was about half my original strength prior to the game. Wait… if I am this powerful, just two evolutions in, won’t I be even stronger than before? Oh, no! The water is affecting me from the beginning now!!! Fuck…
Wordlessly, June came to my side, and then flashed her Status at me. Hers was… holyshit! Now we had another powerful member of our family… Damn… I hope that I can pocket some of these crystals. We’ll be able to get into Home so fast if I could…
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:Status:
Name: June.
Sex: Female.
Race: Goddess.
Domain: None.
Age: 23.
HP: 5,036,430,000/5,036,430,000.
MP: 1,743,659,000/1,743,659,000.
AGI: 54,343.
STR: 183,666.
DEX: 95,947.
INT: 52,741.
Hunger: 32,893/89,900.
True Level: 1100.
Race Level: 0/5000.
Current EXP: 0/11,995.
Titles: Golden Finger Thigh Hugger.
Self Improvement Points: 5,865,914.
Upgrades/Skills Available: 45.
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June: “Is this your life, Celia?” She asked with a serious tone.
Celia: “My life? What do you mean?” I say with a confused head tilt.
June: “This! Gaining so much power so quickly, and without much effort…” She exclaimed.
Celia: “…I did put in effort, June.” I say with a hurt tone and expression.
June: “No, I know that… But this isn’t power that you’re supposed to get so easily. I understand that you worked hard, but please know that this is absurd.” She clarified.
Celia: “I am somewhat close to my power prior to joining the game… Perhaps it was made easier for me due to that, and also to you, as we had those cheat items?” I say with a thinking pose.
June: “I don’t even know… I am not mad, mind you. I am just shocked, is all. Should we even bother to kill these Hell Spiders?” She asked with a long sigh.
Celia: “We won’t get any more EXP if we did…” I reply.
June: “…”
Before we could react, a person had appeared in front of us. Thankfully, the person was actually Maralia, so at least we weren’t in too much trouble. Ah, I knew that we would send red alerts to everyone after we did such a thing… But do I regret this? Oh, come. After so long with me, don’t you know how I roll?
I have no remorse at all! Now, dear woman, who is supposed to arrest us for cheating, how will you react? Will you arrest us, or will you overlook our cheating, that clearly went too far this time? I look forward to your decision, dear!!!