Laundry Divers: An Erotic Lesbian LitRPG

Ch. 19: Slime



Sabrina got teased about her predicament, but overall the party was grateful that her dick had become such a boon. She was grateful that Alice took the focus off of her, because she had something to share as well. She’d been so caught up in her rune smithing that she neglected to mention the prize from the egg she’d laid.

The group followed Alice to the bathroom, as she hammed up the theatrics. Pulling the shower curtain aside, she unveiled her new item. Puddled in the tub was a couple gallons of pink and purple goop.

“What the fuck,” Jade called out, disturbed. “I vouched for you, and this is what you do on your first day in our apartment?”

“Told you,” Sloan told Alice, apparently being a step ahead of the others.

“What is it?” Sabrina asked, uneasy.

“My familiar,” Alice answered proudly. “It’s called a lesser skin-slime. I call her Bubba.”

Jade swung her head fast enough to worry a chiropractor, asking, “wha… why?”

Alice shrugged. “She looks like bubble gum. When she came out of the egg, she was small enough to fit in a coffee mug, so I gave her some time in here to eat and grow.”

“What does she eat?” Sabrina followed up.

“Still working on finding her preferences, but it seems like she eats just about everything. I gave her some bagels, dry noodles, a gallon of milk…”

“You used all the milk?” Jade sneered.

“Were you planning on ever using cow’s milk again?” Alice shot back, pointedly eyeing Jade’s breasts. Jade responded with a look that said “touché.”

Alice continued, “she REALLY seemed to like my cum though. That’ll have to be her special treat, because one girl can only produce so much volume— no matter how many dicks I’ve got. Wanna see the cool part?” Without waiting for an answer, she demonstrated by holding an arm above the tub. The opaque, pastel-colored slime then extended a slug-like tendril, which gradually stretched up to Alice’s outstretched arm and latched on. From there, it hefted itself onto Alice and redistributed its slippery mass around her. In the end, it wrapped around Alice’s torso in a form that resembled a short-sleeved wetsuit.

“It’s like venom!” Sabrina cheered, now excited.

“She is a legally distinct entity,” Alice joked. “But she is symbiotic. She’s eating my dead skin, mites, sweat, any other gunk that might be on me, and in exchange I can do this.” She then showed off tentacles extending from her slime suit, which then crept to Sabrina and lightly tickled her. She retracted reflexively and got a whiff of a pleasant berry scent as she pulled back.

“Pretty cool. Well uh, welcome to the team, Bubba.” With that, the slime was filed into the group’s new definition of normal.

The rest of the day went by smoothly. Sloan and Alice went out to run errands and move stuff out of their own apartments. That gave Sabrina and Jade some alone time for sex, cuddling, and hanging out. After that, Jade spent a lot of her day in the kitchen, experimenting with alchemy. For whatever reason, she brought the Living Dildo to help her cook. Repeatedly, Sabrina remotely felt Jade jacking off and fucking her pussy with the dick.

By the early evening, all roommates were home, and dinner was served. It was a big meal of comfort food: pulled pork sandwiches, fried chicken with Nashville hot sauce, mashed potatoes, buttermilk biscuits, fried okra, and sweet tea cocktails. Sabrina was sure it was far too much food, but as it turned out, superhuman strength made for a high metabolism.

The last step of preparation was giving everyone a turn with the Living Dildo so they could each get the bonus. Jade offered up her pussy juice as lube, which made cumming quite easy.

Sabrina wasn’t sure how Alice would be able to wear the Living Dildo, but she was able to do so easily. She simply wore it over her slime suit, so her own dicks didn’t get in the way. A portion of the slime then slithered down her arm to form a long sleeve and a glove, which expanded to give her a hand huge enough to wrap fully around the unusually fat cock.

Finally prepared, they hit the dungeon. As the tank, Sloan wore the Living Dildo. She even generously wore briefs over it to keep it safer. Right away, Sloan and Sabrina got to experience a new sensation for the first time: balls clenching with fear.

Right through the door out of the laundry room and into the dead mall, a stampede of strange beasts missed Sloan by a hair. The creatures were almost like goats, but as large as moose, with disproportionately large heads and horns, along with thick, meaty necks.

There were so many, that even marching as fast as cars, a full two minutes passed before the stampede had cleared the doorway. Beyond the door, the dungeon was hardly recognizable compared to the night prior. The tiled floor was crumbled and overgrown with plant life, for starters.

 While yesterday, the only monsters visible in the open space of this central hub were imps above them, many more species could be seen at  glance. Goblins seemed to be fighting the imps for territory. Larger green women were setting up camps, complete with fires and hostile fences in the distance.

Sabrina internally cursed herself for thinking that the dungeon was too easy. She clearly jinxed it. She wasn’t sure if it was even worth attempting a dive when the dungeon was in this state. The dungeon, however, seemed to be daring her to do so.

“Whoa,” Alice said, impressed. “Did you see the new quest?”

Sabrina checked.

>Special quest (today only): remain in the dungeon for at least 24 hours (Earth Time). During daylight hours, all loot will be doubled, and the odds of increased loot/reward rarity will be doubled. The reward for completing this quest will contain a legendary item at the minimum.

“Oh my god,” Sabrina said in hushed awe. “What’s this all about? Is the dungeon trying to kill us?”

The response was unanimous sentiment of “I don’t know.” They were all in agreement, though, that they needed to do it. They wouldn’t get far by turning down these kinds of rewards. It would mean spending forty-eight hours of subjective time down here. That might be easier said than done.

A ball of yellow light crashing into Sloan’s face saved the party from overthinking the situation. Looking to the source of the spell, they saw a group of nine goblins charging to the party, with two spell-casters in their ranks. Sabrina cracked a grin. She almost felt sorry for them.

Teleporting behind one of the mages, Sabrina skewered her on her spear. Sloan slammed into the other like a truck, and another two goblins were flung into the air with the same swing of her oversized club.

“Nice one,” Sabrina told her telepathically.

Tendrils of pink and purple slime wove into a web that tripped and trapped ever goblin on in the skirmish. Alice followed up her battle bondage with by firing blades down on the goblins made of magical green light.

Jade was last to make her move, but she was effective. A goblin was lunging at Sabrina from her left with a machete. Mid air, though, Jade’s electrified sword split her in half. As she pulled back, she pivoted into a second attack, stabbing a second goblin.

The battle only lasted seconds. The group’s victory didn’t give them time to slack off, though. They remained keyed up for combat, as they heard larger humanoids approaching from the nearest corner.

A group of five of the big green women sauntered into view, smiling confidently. This was Sabrina’s first look at them up close, and they were an odd sight. They were somewhere between orcs and amazons, ranging between six-and-half to seven feet tall, and all heavily muscled. They looked like they were all on their way to some sort of punk BDSM party. They each wore a black leather vest and matching leather chaps. With nothing under the chaos, they flaunted big bushes of dark pubic hair. The carpet didn’t match the drapes, however— they all had short punk hairdos of chromatic colors. The hair meshed well with the fact they were all heavily tattooed in the style of Vikings.

Jade tried her boob-charm trick. Shaking her voluptuous melons frantically, she called out, “hey there! You look like a friendly bunch! Maybe we should be friends!”

With frightening speed, one of the orcs shot forward and slammed Jade straight in the face with a sledgehammer, all in the blink of an eye. Sabrina felt the air sucked out of the room. She went pale as a ghost and felt like puking. There seemed to be fighting around her, but it was a distant background, seeming to happen in slow motion. She could only look longingly at Jade, lying on the floor.

Then, sending a shock of hope through Sabrina, Jade moved. It was just a little at first, but then more, as she lifted her head and propped herself up on one elbow. When Jade’s eyes found Sabrina’s her battered face stretched into a bloody Jack-o-lantern’s grin.

With Sabrina’s head turned all the way left, her other senses warned her of an incoming object. The hammer was coming down on her, now. Just as she felt the air breeze into her cheek, warning that the hammer was nearly an inch away, she disappeared.

The orc’s disorientation as it slammed into the floor bought Sabrina a few precious seconds. Appearing over Jade, she pulled a health potion from her inventory and poured it into Jade’s mouth. She then swung back to face the orc who was preparing to attack, and jabbed her spear into the orc’s neck. Sabrina gasped as her spear stopped only an inch into the muscled green flesh.

“Help!” she shouted telepathically. The orc’s wind-up for another swing was then interrupted by a large tentacle-club bashing the back of her head, making her stagger.

She heard Sloan in her mind, saying, “get out of here.”

Behind Sabrina, Jade was already running away. Once she was confident Jade was far enough, Sabrina pulled her spear back and teleported away. With three teleports in such a short time, the pleasurable effect was stacking. Apparently that feeling transferred to her psychic cock, because Sloan then told her, “and stop poofing so much! You’re gonna make me cum.”

So this was it. With only Sloan in the midst of things, and Alice providing support from her webs overhead, it was time to see how much a tank could really do…

 



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